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That Cat is an Asshole

Posted on August 22, 2014October 10, 20147 Comments

No Flashback or Flashforward today. I feel like talking about the large gauge across my face. My cat is an asshole. To be honest, most cat owners know that cats are completely capable of being assholes. It’s second nature to Read More…

TagsAsshole Cats, Assholes are Cheap Today, Cat Scratch Fever, My cat is an asshole, Stephen Lynch Fishin' Hole

Invaluability because I say so

Posted on August 4, 2014October 10, 2014Leave a comment

My husband and I were having a conversation about—well, it started off about critique groups. I was explaining how lucky I am to have found two AMAZING writers and editors that form my critique group. Just absolutely amazing people. The Read More…

TagsAretha Franklin, Critique group importance, critique groups, Invaluability, R-E-S-P-E-C-T, raven-oak, writing

DiNozzo says, “No!”

Posted on July 21, 2014October 10, 20142 Comments

The last four days I spent at the PNWA Writers’ Conference, where my friend and critique group member, Gayle Clemans, had 6 different agents ask for her manuscript (which in the publishing world, is awesome). Between the ‘too busy to Read More…

TagsAmaskan's Blood, DiNozzo Basic Creature, Magic: The Gathering, MTGM15, PNWA Writers' Conference, raven-oak, You shall not play!

Styrofoam Cats

Posted on July 14, 2014October 10, 2014Leave a comment

At this point in the summer, I think most people have seen what is being dubbed as the “poor man’s A/C” or even the “redneck A/C” depending on where you live. As someone who grew up in the south, I Read More…

TagsCrazy cats, poor man's air conditioner, raven-oak, Seattle heat wave, Styrofoam cats, styrofoam eating cats

Hatch vs. Hatchet

Posted on July 11, 2014October 10, 2014Leave a comment

Taking a break from Flashback Friday today to tell you a funny story about occasional stupidity. 😉 Note the two words below and their definitions (Hatch vs. Hatchet) You’d think that being 36, a writer, and a very voracious reader Read More…

TagsAuthor mistakes, Down the Hatchet, Hatch vs. Hatchet, raven-oak, Seizure Kitty, Word mistakes

Deadlines & the Waiting Game

Posted on July 7, 2014October 10, 2014Leave a comment

There is nothing better than a deadline to spur a writer into a mad panicked dash towards the finish line. One deadline approaches–like a stampede of buffalo–and as such, I can’t tell which will happen first: my heart leaping out Read More…

TagsDeadlines, health issues, keeping deadlines, Seizure Kitty, The Waiting Game, Writing deadlines

Boogerface, Boogerface

Posted on June 23, 2014October 10, 20141 Comment

Several people have wanted an update on DiNozzo, our kitty having seizures. His MRI and spinal tap were clear, which is good because it means he doesn’t have cancer or something equally horrific. On the other hand, we don’t know Read More…

TagsBoogerface, Can't clean my boogerface, DiNozzo, Lady GaGa, raven-oak, Seizure Kitty

My Real Job as Cat Herder

Posted on May 26, 2014October 10, 2014Leave a comment

I started this post with the intention to say, let’s be frank as in let’s be honest, but then…cat. So let’s be DiNozzo, here. According to my cats, I am not a writer. My real job is a cat herder. Read More…

TagsCrazy cats, Let's Be DiNozzo, Let's Be Frank, My Real Job as Cat Herder, raven-oak, Writer's Block

“It must be nice not having to work…”

Posted on May 19, 2014October 10, 20144 Comments

In the 17 months since I retired teaching to write full-time, I’ve heard that sentence from more people than I care to mention. Some of them friends and family. Some of them people who want to be writers. The other Read More…

TagsFiction writers work, Must be nice not having a job, raven-oak, Real Jobs, Writing is a real job, Writing is work

Momentary Derpiness

Posted on April 28, 2014October 14, 20163 Comments

The following conversation took place this morning as I was driving my husband to his work in SLU, and boy did it prove just how asleep my mind was! It was a conversation worthy of the Bloggess herself: Husband: You Read More…

TagsAuto Glass Plus, Derpy Day, Derpy hooves, Momentary Derpiness, My Little Pony, raven-oak, The Bloggess

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